Please join us as Karla La Vey presents the Devils Valentine Ball. Over 10 acts including The Fuxedos (lounge, punk, jazz improv with bizarre comedic theatrics – members from Les Claypole, Dan Hicks, Idiot Flesh etc.), The Middle Class Assassins (S.F. punk), song-stylist Cara Vida (cabaret), K-Rob (of Ask Dr. Hal),Theremin Wizard Barney (mad scientist; LED light and sound show), Rubber-O-Cement, performance artists including Barbara Liu and Monichi Fumi (of Japan’s original Pokeman TV Show), Brutallo Horror Camp (obscure slides and videos) PLUS SPECIAL GUESTS. Dessert included.

Date: 2/12/05
Edinburgh Castle – 950 Geary Blvd. (btw. Polk & Larkin, S.F.)
Ages: 21+
Cover: $6.66

The First Satanic Church would like to wish everyone a safe and happy Halloween!

High Priestess Karla La Vey and the First Satanic Church would like to wish everyone a safe and happy new year.

From Bruce Bellingham of the San Francisco Examiner

In the interest of ecumenism and community standard, I thought I’d mention that Karla La Vey, Anton’s daughter, held her 6th Annual Black Xmas Mass for the First Satanic Church at the Edinburgh Castle on Geary on Saturday night. What else can one do in a black-out but have a black mass? Entertainment was provided by magician Jim Morton … “theremin wizard” Barney (for wonderful spooky sound effects) and pianist George Michalski, who performed the Anton La Vey musical composition, “The March of Satan.” George says, “The tune received a grand ovation when I performed it for President Bill Clinton and other world leaders at the 50th Anniversary of the United Nations.” That might explain a few things.

Black X Mass 2003

This years BlackXMas show will take place on Saturday December 20, 2003. We will be at the Edinburgh Castle again this year which is located at 950 Geary Street in San Francisco. It is between Polk and Larkin. Doors open at 8:30.

You must be 21 or over to attend and there is a cover. As in our tradition, costumes are optional.

More information will be posted shortly including the venue, lodging and ticket price (cover).

We hope to see you all at this blasphemous event!

Photo by Robert Altman From PJ Corkery of the San Francisco Examiner


THAT WAS indeed Tammy Faye Bakker, backed by a 40-voice choir, singing gospel in a Noe Valley back yard yesterday. Tammy Faye was the guest of honor at ad man Bob Pritikin’s perennial, and perennially odd, Labor Day bash. Bruce Bellingham caught the scene: “Tammy Faye dazzled the socialites and screwballs with her graciousness, her cheeky sense of humor, her svelte figure and her performance, backed up by the Jubilee on Fire choir from San Jose.”Continue Reading

Karla LaVey’s
First Satanic Church
presents the third annual BlackXMass™
(A Halloween on Christmas Eve party)

Rituals, Spells, and Incantations A blasphemous evening of spine tingling performances by some of S. F.’s most eccentric entertainers visit the ghosts of black X Mass Past Zombie make-overs

Sunday December 24 (X Mass Eve)
9 P. M. – Costumes/Fetish Optional- 21 & up
at The Beauty Bar
Mission St. @ 19th
San Francisco

Thank you for your letters. Always remember, that we cannot answer correspondence that does not contain a self addressed stamped envelope. Continue Reading

A Diabolically Blasphemous Event. Fun was had by all.

Rubber O Cement

Theremin Prince- Barney

Janice Tanaka of
L 7, performed electric saw.

Fluff Gurl – Lead Singer Bob Mad Again.

Celebrate the Solstice with the First Satanic Church for the 2nd annual BlackXMass. Enjoy an evening of blasphemy & Christ-Raping performances.