Karla LaVey’s
First Satanic Church presents the 15th Annual Black X Mass

Christmas night, Tuesday, December 25, 2012
Elbo Room 647 Valencia / 17th St., San Francisco
Time: 9:30 P.M.

Bands will include:

Metro Mictlan – Subway Stop for Hell w/
members of The Graves Bros. Deluxe, Los Murderachis and Guantanamo School of Medicine
The Yes Go’s
The Death Medicine Band

Also performances by:

Theremin Wizard Barney
Skozey Fetisch, Amphibious Gestures
The Devil Dancers & the Ghosts of X Mass Past

plus special guests

There will be free snacks and giveaways!

21+ $9.99 plus the Devil’s tax =$10.

Karla LaVey’s First Satanic Church presents the 14th Annual Black X Mass on Sunday December 25th, 2011 at the Elbo Room in San Francisco. Bands will include BITE, Metro Mictlan (Subway Stop for Hell) with members of The Graves Bros. Deluxe and Los Murderachis, The Death Medicine Band, Theremin Wizard Barney and back by popular demand Abu Ghraib (members of Mongoloid). Of course there will be The Devil Dancers, special guests, complimentary party food and giveaways!

Where: Elbo Room, 647 Valencia @ 17th St., San Francisco, CA
Date: Sunday, 12-25-11
Time: 9:30 P. M.
Admission: $10

Karla LaVey and The First Satanic Church present the 13th Annual Black X Mass, Saturday, December 25th, Christmas night in San Francisco at the Elbo Room.

There will be performances by The Fuxedos, The Graves Brothers Deluxe, Dimesland, Los Murderachis, Theremin Wizard Barney, The Devil Dancers and more. It’s always a party with fun, food and excitement. The show is open to the public and everyone is invited. If you’re going to be in San Francisco on Christmas get ready to put on those horns and come celebrate Black X Mass, an event not to miss!

Where: Elbo Room, 647 Valencia / 17th St., San Francisco, CA
Date: Saturday, 12-25-10
Time: 9:00 P. M.
Admission: $9.99

Karla LaVey’s First Satanic Church presents the 12th Annual BLACK X MASS on Christmas night in San Francisco with THE FUXEDOS, SASSY!!!, THE YES GO’S, DIMESLAND and LOS MURDERACHIS. Also performing will be THEREMIN WIZARD BARNEY and the Devil Dancers. Also a special performance by ABU GHRAIB, an off-shoot of S.F.’s Devo inspired band The Mongoloids. Award winning films by NARA DENNING. (21+)
Friday 12/25/2009 8:30 PM Admission $10. Prizes, giveaways and more.
Elbo Room 647 Valencia St. (by 17th St.) San Francisco, California 94110 US

Friday the 13th Karla LaVey will be a guest judge at NEW YORK NIGHT TRAIN SOUL CLAP and DANCE-OFF!

Friday Nov. 13th…111 Minna St., San Francisco 10 P.M. 21+ $5

guest DJs
JELLO BIAFRA (Guatanamo School of Medicine)
PRIMO (Oldies Night)

Featuring MC Ian Svenonius, DJ Jonathan Toubin, and this interesting cast of judges:
KARLA LaVEY (Founder/leader, First Satanic Church)
LIL B (The Pack)
IRENE HERNANDEZ-FEIKS (Chillin’ Productions)
MATT GONZALEZ (Green Party leader, fine artist, and activist)
SAM GREEN (Academy Award-nominated director of Weather Underground)
TY SEGALL (Goner Records recording artiste!)
John TRIPPE (founder/editor, Fecal Face)

The SOUL CLAP and DANCE-OFF is not only ….NEW YORK…. NIGHT TRAIN’s biggest and most famous party, but one of the NYC underground’s more popular monthly nightlife institutions. The concept is elegant – ALL NIGHT DANCING to wild exquisite 45s of subterranean maximum rock and soul DJ MR. JONATHAN TOUBIN and a dance contest in the middle. The Clap has grown not only locally, selling out every month in ..New York.., but also globally, bringing its excitement to markets as far flung as Tel Aviv, ..Mexico City.., ..Calgary.., and ….Humbolt.. ..County….. Mr. Toubin and his party have also garnered worldwide critical acclaim the last few months and the contest has featured judges from every edge of culture – particularly underground music. On this tour he will be joined by guest DJ/dance contest MC IAN SVENONIUS, the leader of Chain and the Gang, former leader of Nation of Ulysses, Make-Up, and a number of other important indie rock bands, moderator of Vice TV’s Soft Focus, and author of the critically acclaimed collection of essays The Psychic Soviet. Tonight is kinda special because the event will take place in two rooms and duo will be joined by DJ PAUL PAUL of Saturday Night Soul Party and guest DJs PRIMO of OLDIES NIGHT and JELLO BIAFRA of Guantanamo School of Medicine.

Get up, get out, get in and get down all night long!


WHAT: The 31st annual St. Stupid’s Day after-party featuring The Fuxedos, Brian Kenney Fresno, Los Banos, and Fluff Grrl.

WHEN: Wed., April 1. Doors at 8:30, show starts promptly at 9 pm.

WHERE: The Elbo Room, 647 Valencia St., SF, 94110. (415) 552-7788.

WHO: Plus Rev. Bishop Joey, Rev. David Apocalypse, Dr. Hal and Michael Peppe of the Church of the SubGenius, Mr. TeeVee, and more…

HOW MUCH: $8 / $6 in costume.

Karla LaVey’s First Satanic Church presents the 11th Annual BLACK X MASS with the EXTRA ACTION MARCHING BAND, THE FUXEDOS, FLUFF GRRL, SASSY!!!, KITTEN ON THE KEYS (burlesque), Theremin Wizard Barney, Michael Peppe (Church of the SubGenius), The Devil Dancers, The Cloven Hoofers and special guest jam.Continue Reading

Karla LaVey’s First Satanic Church presents the 10th Annual Black X Mass on Tuesday December 25th (Christmas night) in San Francisco at the Elbo Room at 647 Valencia Street (cross st is 17th St. ) at 8:30 P. M. Performers will include, THE FUXEDOS, THE GRAVES BROTHERS DELUXE, SASSY!!! (members of Fabulous Disaster and Girlband), ABU GHRAIB (w/ Loid of The Mongoloids), K-ROB(keyboard w/video presentation), DEVILLIA DE DALLAS (burlesque fire dancer), THEREMIN WIZARD BARNEY, HYDROGEN PELLETS (Cactus of KUSF’s Defeat Sleep), VIDEO BY BRUTALLO HORRORCAMP, PIRATE CAT RADIO (87.9 F.M in S. F., L.A.) DJ’S and givaways, and more. The show is open to everyone. $10.

Come raise Hell with the First Satanic Church and celebrate at Karla LaVey’s Satanic Halloween Party and Unholy Variety Show.

Hellhunter, The Tabaltix, George Michalski, Rubber-O-Cement, Monichi Fumi, K-Rob, Theremin Barney, from France – Evil Moisture, from L.A. – Xdugef, video by Brutallo and more.

The Knockout (formally the Odeon) 3223 Mission Street (cross street is Fair) a few blocks south of Caesar Chavez in San Francisco.

Saturday, Oct. 27th, 2007
8:00 P.M. until 2 A.M.
admission sliding scale