1. Do not give opinion or advice unless you are asked.
  2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
  3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
  4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
  5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
  6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
  7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will loose all you have obtained.
  8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
  9. Do not harm children.
  10. Do not kill non-human animals unless attacked or for your food.
  11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

Karla LaVey’s
First Satanic Church presents the 17th Annual BLACK X MASS

Christmas night, Thursday, December 25, 2014
Elbo Room 647 Valencia St at 17th St., San
Time: 9:00

With Appearances by:

KrOB (video and keyboard)
Theremin Wizard Barney
PACHUCO CADAVER (Captain Beefheart
BITE (the Band)
Wylie Cable
Zanna Nera
Monichi Fumi (dancer/ performance
Riki Chen (guitar/song)

There will be free snacks and giveaways!

21+ $10 at door.

The First Satanic Church presents the 16th Annual BLACK X MASS on Wednesday, December 25th, 2013 at the Elbo Room in San Francisco. Acts will include BITE, DEATH MEDICINE BAND, pianist GEORGE MICHALSKI (with his dog Mozart) playing his original medley of Anton LaVey’s most well known songs including The Hymn to Satan, burlesque comedy/musical performance from KITTEN ON THE KEYS, THEREMIN WIZARD BARNEY, THE DEVIL DANCERS and more special guests. KARLA LA VEY will emcee. Free stuff will be given away and Devil’s food snacks are always included.

Where: Elbo Room – 647 Valencia at 17th St. in San Francisco’s Mission District/ Must be 21 years or older to attend. admission $10/ Doors open at 9:00 P.M.

Karla LaVey’s
First Satanic Church presents the 15th Annual Black X Mass

Christmas night, Tuesday, December 25, 2012
Elbo Room 647 Valencia / 17th St., San Francisco
Time: 9:30 P.M.

Bands will include:

Metro Mictlan – Subway Stop for Hell w/
members of The Graves Bros. Deluxe, Los Murderachis and Guantanamo School of Medicine
The Yes Go’s
The Death Medicine Band

Also performances by:

Theremin Wizard Barney
Skozey Fetisch, Amphibious Gestures
The Devil Dancers & the Ghosts of X Mass Past

plus special guests

There will be free snacks and giveaways!

21+ $9.99 plus the Devil’s tax =$10.

Karla LaVey’s First Satanic Church presents the 14th Annual Black X Mass on Sunday December 25th, 2011 at the Elbo Room in San Francisco. Bands will include BITE, Metro Mictlan (Subway Stop for Hell) with members of The Graves Bros. Deluxe and Los Murderachis, The Death Medicine Band, Theremin Wizard Barney and back by popular demand Abu Ghraib (members of Mongoloid). Of course there will be The Devil Dancers, special guests, complimentary party food and giveaways!

Where: Elbo Room, 647 Valencia @ 17th St., San Francisco, CA
Date: Sunday, 12-25-11
Time: 9:30 P. M.
Admission: $10

Karla LaVey and The First Satanic Church present the 13th Annual Black X Mass, Saturday, December 25th, Christmas night in San Francisco at the Elbo Room.

There will be performances by The Fuxedos, The Graves Brothers Deluxe, Dimesland, Los Murderachis, Theremin Wizard Barney, The Devil Dancers and more. It’s always a party with fun, food and excitement. The show is open to the public and everyone is invited. If you’re going to be in San Francisco on Christmas get ready to put on those horns and come celebrate Black X Mass, an event not to miss!

Where: Elbo Room, 647 Valencia / 17th St., San Francisco, CA
Date: Saturday, 12-25-10
Time: 9:00 P. M.
Admission: $9.99

Here are some very exciting, fun and funny video clips of Karla LaVey’s 12th Annual Black X Mass Show at the Elbo Room in San Francisco on Dec. 25th, 2009 featuring The Fuxedos, The Yes-Go’s, Los Murderachis, Dimesland, Abu Ghraib (The Mongoloids off-shoot band), SASSY!!! and Theremin Wizard Barney.

Karla LaVey’s First Satanic Church presents the 12th Annual BLACK X MASS on Christmas night in San Francisco with THE FUXEDOS, SASSY!!!, THE YES GO’S, DIMESLAND and LOS MURDERACHIS. Also performing will be THEREMIN WIZARD BARNEY and the Devil Dancers. Also a special performance by ABU GHRAIB, an off-shoot of S.F.’s Devo inspired band The Mongoloids. Award winning films by NARA DENNING. (21+)
Friday 12/25/2009 8:30 PM Admission $10. Prizes, giveaways and more.
Elbo Room 647 Valencia St. (by 17th St.) San Francisco, California 94110 US

Friday the 13th Karla LaVey will be a guest judge at NEW YORK NIGHT TRAIN SOUL CLAP and DANCE-OFF!

Friday Nov. 13th…111 Minna St., San Francisco 10 P.M. 21+ $5

guest DJs
JELLO BIAFRA (Guatanamo School of Medicine)
PRIMO (Oldies Night)

Featuring MC Ian Svenonius, DJ Jonathan Toubin, and this interesting cast of judges:
KARLA LaVEY (Founder/leader, First Satanic Church)
LIL B (The Pack)
IRENE HERNANDEZ-FEIKS (Chillin’ Productions)
MATT GONZALEZ (Green Party leader, fine artist, and activist)
SAM GREEN (Academy Award-nominated director of Weather Underground)
TY SEGALL (Goner Records recording artiste!)
John TRIPPE (founder/editor, Fecal Face)

The SOUL CLAP and DANCE-OFF is not only ….NEW YORK…. NIGHT TRAIN’s biggest and most famous party, but one of the NYC underground’s more popular monthly nightlife institutions. The concept is elegant – ALL NIGHT DANCING to wild exquisite 45s of subterranean maximum rock and soul DJ MR. JONATHAN TOUBIN and a dance contest in the middle. The Clap has grown not only locally, selling out every month in ..New York.., but also globally, bringing its excitement to markets as far flung as Tel Aviv, ..Mexico City.., ..Calgary.., and ….Humbolt.. ..County….. Mr. Toubin and his party have also garnered worldwide critical acclaim the last few months and the contest has featured judges from every edge of culture – particularly underground music. On this tour he will be joined by guest DJ/dance contest MC IAN SVENONIUS, the leader of Chain and the Gang, former leader of Nation of Ulysses, Make-Up, and a number of other important indie rock bands, moderator of Vice TV’s Soft Focus, and author of the critically acclaimed collection of essays The Psychic Soviet. Tonight is kinda special because the event will take place in two rooms and duo will be joined by DJ PAUL PAUL of Saturday Night Soul Party and guest DJs PRIMO of OLDIES NIGHT and JELLO BIAFRA of Guantanamo School of Medicine.

Get up, get out, get in and get down all night long!


WHAT: The 31st annual St. Stupid’s Day after-party featuring The Fuxedos, Brian Kenney Fresno, Los Banos, and Fluff Grrl.

WHEN: Wed., April 1. Doors at 8:30, show starts promptly at 9 pm.

WHERE: The Elbo Room, 647 Valencia St., SF, 94110. (415) 552-7788.

WHO: Plus Rev. Bishop Joey, Rev. David Apocalypse, Dr. Hal and Michael Peppe of the Church of the SubGenius, Mr. TeeVee, and more…

HOW MUCH: $8 / $6 in costume.