SHOW CANCELLED DUE TO THE COVID PANDEMIC!!! THE VENUE HAS TEMPORARILY CLOSED.

BLACK X MASS 2021 CANCELLED

This would have been a great show. We apologize for any inconvenience and look forward to the next BlackXMass.

SEXSTAR – BITE UNPLUGGED – SVENATRA – JOHN TRUBEE – THEREMIN WIZARD BARNEY – DJ KrOb

THE KNOCKOUT – 3223 MISSION ST. / SAN FRANCISCO – 9 P.M. (Outdoor patio for added safety.)

$10. admission/ Must be 21 or older. Masks and proof of Covid vaccination required.

Due to the Covid pandemic we missed our 2020 event but we’ll be returning to The Knockout* this December 25th, Saturday, Christmas night. Karla LaVey’s First Satanic Church presents the 23rd Annual Black X Mass which will feature many special guests.

The show will include long awaited performances, one by San Francisco’s very popular crooner, the sensational SVENATRA singing “Witchcraft” and other well known tunes. Another will be a rare solo act by prolific madman JOHN TRUBEE (of Ugly Janitors of America, “Satan Killed Me Today” etc.) with his wild, Zappa inspired, electric guitar stylings.

Legendary Punk ‘n’ Roll duo BITE unplugged with Chelsea Rose and Keith entertain with kick ass vocals and ripping guitar. Another rocking underground favorite and consummate crowd pleaser, SEXSTAR with the vivacious Kristi Kremes will headline. Theremin Wizard BARNEY will begin the live music show playing one of his self-made creations producing eerie harmonious sound effects.

Eclectic, versatile and intuitive DJ KrOb will start off the evening with a phantasmagoria of recorded musical selections and video.

There will be freebies, cupcakes etc. Special low Covid show price $10.- Must be 21 years or older. Masks and proof of Covid vax are required as per San Francisco mandate. Be there or be square! * 3223 Mission St., San Francisco (The venue now has an outdoor patio for added safety!)

 

 

Due to the Covid pandemic 2020 will be the first year without a Black X Mass since the tradition began. The first show was at Maritime Hall in 1998 which up until now makes 22 Black X Mass shows.


Karla LaVey’s First Satanic Church presents the 22nd Annual Black X Mass on Wednesday, December 25th at 9 P.M. at The Knockout, 3223 Mission St. in San Francisco. Live music and entertainment will be performed by Sexstar, The Yes-Go’s, Bite unplugged with Chelsea Rose and Keith, SUICIDE QUEEN, Theremin Wizard Barney and DJ/VJ KrOb. Free snacks. Giveaways from Reality Check TV. $13. 9:00 P.M. 21+

This year’s 21st Annual Black X Mass show on Tuesday December 25th will feature FROM HELL, SUICIDE QUEEN, BITE, SEXSTAR, THEREMIN WIZARD BARNEY and DJ/VJ KrOb. Karla LaVey will emcee and Reality Check TV will be there with giveaways. Yes, there will be the usual free Devil’s food snacks! This will be our final show here before the historic Elbo Room in San Francisco closes it’s doors forever. 9:00 P.M., 21+ /admission $13.

Karla LaVey and the First Satanic Church present the 20th Annual BLACK X MASS – 2017.  It has become a tradition on Christmas night in San Francisco.  It’s a show, a party and a celebration… There will be  performances by SEXSTAR, FROM HELL, BITE starring CHELSEA ROSE, special guests SUICIDE QUEEN, Iron Maiden Tribute band – BITS OF SICK, THEREMIN WIZARD BARNEY and video/music by DJ KrOB… KARLA LA VEY will emcee the event. There will be free party snacks, Devil’s food of course.  ACE ANNESE of REALITY CHECK TV will dispense some rather amazing giveaways. The public is invited to attend. (21 and over) $13. cover. The event will begin at 9 p.m… Don’t miss a thing!

Where: ELBO ROOM – 647 Valencia, San Francisco

 

An Ungodly, Unholy Variety Show

If you’re in San Francisco on Christmas night don’t miss the 19th Annual Black X Mass, an evening of non-stop music and entertainment. This event is open to the public. Everyone is invited to come and have a devilishly good time. It’s a show. It’s a party. It’s fun for everyone! (Over 21, that is.) There will be free food and giveaways.

Acts will include: SEXSTAR, FILTHY VICTORIAN, Chelsea Rose & Crazy Keith of BITE (unplugged), SUICIDE QUEEN, THE WASTEDEADS, MOM the deranged Mouseketeer, THEREMIN BARNEY WIZARD, and video collage by KrOB. The show will be emceed by Karla LaVey.

Where: Elbo Room – 647 Valencia St.(between 17th & 18th St.) in San Francisco’s Mission District
When: Sunday Dec 25, 2016
Time: 9:00 P.M. sharp! Many acts to fit in!
Cost: $10. Age: 21+

Karla LaVey’s First Satanic Church presents the 18th annual Black X Mass on Christmas night, December 25, 2015 at the Elbo Room, 647 Valencia St. in San Francisco.  Acts will include FROM HELL, BITE, the WASTEDEADS, FILTHY VICTORIAN, THEREMIN WIZARD BARNEY and WYLIE CABLE. 9 P.M., 21+, $10. Free food and giveaways as always.

  1. Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence!
  2. Satan represents vital existence, instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
  3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
  4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates!
  5. Satan represents vengeance, instead of turning the other cheek!
  6. Satan represents responsibility for the responsible, instead of concern for psychic vampires!
  7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better more often worse than those that walk on all fours, who, because of his “divine and intellectual development” has become the most vicious animal of them all!
  8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
  9. Satan has been the best friend that the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all of these years!

  1. Stupidity –The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid.
  2. Pretentiousness –Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn’t applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone’s made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not.
  3. Solipsism –can be very dangerous for Satanists. Projecting your reactions, responses, and sensibilities onto someone else who is probably far less attuned that you are. It is the mistake of expecting people to give you the same consideration, courtesy, and respect that you naturally give them. They won’t. Instead Satanists must strive to apply the dictum of “Do unto others as they do onto you.” It’s work for most of us and requires constant vigilance lest you slip into a comfortable illusion of everyone being like you. As has been said, certain utopias would be ideal in a nation of philosophers, but unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately, from a Machiavellian viewpoint) we are from that point.
  4. Self-Deceit –It’s in the Nine Satanic Statement but deserves to be repeated here. Another cardinal sin. We must not pay homage to any of the sacred cows presented to us, including the roles we are expected to play ourselves. The only time self-deceit should be entered is when it is fun, and with awareness. But then, it’s not self-deceit!
  5. Herd Conformity –That’s obvious from a Satanic stance. It’s all right to conform to a person’s wishes, if it ultimately benefits you. But only fools follow along with the herd, letting an impersonal entity dictate to you. The key is to choose a master wisely instead of being enslaved by the whims of many.
  6. Lack of Perspective –Again, this one can lead to a lot of pain for a Satanist. You must never lose sight of who and what you are, and what a threat you can be, by your very existence. We are making history right now, everyday. Always keep the wider historical and social picture in mind. That is an important key to both Lesser and Greater Magic. See the patterns and fit the things together as you want the pieces to fall into place. So not be swayed herd constraints–know that you are working on another level entirely from the rest of the world.
  7. Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxy’s –Be aware that this one of the keys to brainwashing people into accepting something as “new” and “different,” when in reality it’s something that was once widely accepted but is now presented in a new package. We are expected to rave about the genius of the “creator” and forget the original. This makes for a disposable society.
  8. Counterproductive Pride –The first word is important. Pride is great up to the point you begin to throw out the baby with the bathwater. The rule of Satanism is if it works for you, great. When it stops working for you, when you’ve painted yourself into a corner and the only way out is to say, “I’m sorry, I made a mistake, I wish we could compromise somehow,” then do it
  9. Lack of Aesthetics –This is the physical application of the Balance Factor. It is important in Lesser Magic and should be cultivated. It is obvious that no one can collect any money off it most of the time so it is discouraged in a consumer society, but is an essential Satanic tool and must be applied for magical effectiveness. It’s not what’s supposed to be pleasing–it’s what is. Aesthetics is a highly personal thing, reflective of one’s own nature, but there are universally pleasing and harmonious configurations that should not be denied.